Who Am I? Heather Williams
Born at a very young age I am living vicariously through myself. I believe recess should never end. I love creating Youtube videos and you really should go watch all of them and then click on the Subscribe button. When I was 11 yrs. old I consistently ran a 6 minute mile that landed me a spot to race in the Junior Olympics. I play guitar, bass and drums almost every day, just not all at the same time. I’m a veteran of love. I don’t perspire with the exception of sweaty hands. One of my fondest childhood memories is when my parents would let me ride in the trunk of the car on our trips to the grocery store.
I’ve had two full athletic scholarships from different colleges. For some reason my high school didn’t have a track team when I was in HS, but I decided to try out for an NCAA II college cross country team and received a full running scholarship. The next year I choose to play basketball at another college and received a full basketball scholarship. That still wasn’t enough so I went back to the first NCAA school and got another full cross country scholarship. I am a skydiver. I know when to hold them, I know when to fold.
When I was 13 yrs. old I tried out for a U16 travel soccer team with no prior soccer skills and made the team. I have owned a commercial contracting company. During the week and on weekends after work I play on a men’s ice hockey team. Critics worldwide swoon over my super fab worn out fringe boots. I have been caller number 10 and won a free gym membership. I can’t live without hairspray. The first band I played guitar in was the only All-Female Van Halen Tribute Band called She-Ruption.
I can hurl Nerf footballs at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I believe in God. I am a real estate agent. I have acted in numerous reality TV shows without any prior acting experience. I can’t fall asleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I raced asphalt cars on an oval track in a national circuit league with no race car driving experience and placed 13th in the series. I adopt rescue dogs. I am dependable… Just call my name and I’ll be there. Because I have gorilla length arms and a long torso I have to sew and tailor majority of my wardrobe.
During my playtime, I have randomly broken 21 bones and that includes my vertebra. I’ve also had 5 cancer removal surgeries. I have played guitar and sang on stage with rocking artists from the groups KISS, Van Halen, Poison, The Cars and a few others. I once tried to read the Bible in a day. I have an NHRA drag bike license and raced NHRA Nitro Funny Cars. I not once, but twice ‘Robin Hood’ split composite arrows with a compound bow two days in a row. While our US military is deployed overseas during war time I send care packages. I really like shooting video of my adventures and love editing and I’d like to make allot of money doing that one day. My Marshall amp goes to 11.
I was the first female to be invited to participate in the ESPN X Games in the Freestyle Motocross event. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. My love for gold hoop earrings has never died. My deft rice krispie treats have earned me fame in international culinary circles. I have driven the monster truck Gravedigger several times.I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I’m currently the champion of Backyard Boxing against the neighborhood kids.
At times I have been referred to as “The Most Interesting Woman In The World”.
Some of my highlights
Here’s The Good Stuff. Some of My Best Work Is Featured Below.
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